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Anunnaki, are a group of deities in ancient Mesopotamian cultures.

Anunnaki, are a group of deities in ancient Mesopotamian cultures.

I had an unusually vivid dream last night I call “The Curse of the Anunnaki.”

Speeding through the inkiness of outer-space; in a spherical craft with large oval windows, surrounded by fellow crew persons, I am struck with a sudden sense of dread. Outside stuck to the glass and leering with soulful, black eyes — two ghostly “Anunnaki,” are attempting telepathic communications.

“That ain’t good,” I say to myself. What do they want with us; these harbingers of doom?

The picture becomes blurry and dims out — I awake disoriented.

The Anunnaki have transported me through time and space to a very different world than I am accustom to. For a purpose — their own evil purposes — I know not what. It is a world where imperial Rome never fell into the dark ages, but soldiered on into a 20th century not unlike Earth’s 1960’s.

The sword, slavery, games-to-the-death, debauchery, bread and circuses, are as natural to these Romans as to their progenitors — with all the modern conveniences technology has to offer.

Swordplay, begins in earnest as I fight for my life. I am an expert swordsman, but my opponent, is also adept with a blade. I fatally wound him and am rewarded with my freedom.

Now, a “freeman,” I cavort and celebrate with the other survivors. Slaves are brought in for our pleasure. I am particularly enamored of a young male slave but alas, my flirtations are rebuffed. I am alive but unsatisfied.

The picture becomes blurry and dims out — I awake disoriented.

Our mission, nearing completion, I am once again on board my craft. spacepersons, yawn and rub their eyes in an attempt to gain focus.

The captain, calls out “Set course for Daosiubaiu-Hygids-XIII …warp speed.

–Engage”

End credits.

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London UFO–is it real?

A new viral video making the rounds on the Internet purports to show what’s been dubbed a “mothership” and at least three separate smaller alien spacecraft filmed in the skies over London.

The most famous video (which was taken anonymously and is one of two or three versions in circulation) shows a large glowing white oval moving in and out from behind clouds over the course of about 20 seconds, and then zooming off, with three white dots also making an appearance. — Space.com

 

see also:   Is the UFO  Mothership Over London Video Real?

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…as though Ed Wood Jr. had attempted to film a script by Thomas Pynchon about a script Pynchon secretly wrote to be adapted by Wood. — J. Hoberman Village Voice

Unrelentingly lurid and equally hilarious, Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America might be an X-ray of a rabid slacker’s seething brain… 48-minute[s]… of underground agitprop.

This nutty little item suggests that conspiracy thinking is a Frankenstein monster which inevitably destroys its creator (First you have the conspiracy theory, and then the conspiracy theory has you).

see also:  MOCK UP ON MUTribulation 99:  Alien Anomalies Under America, Appropriation & Culture Jamming, JFK – Craig Baldwin, Spectres of the Spectrum

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Pets Creature Shelter CatsHow ’bout, “Cats For Clunkers?”

This poster released by the Michigan Humane Society shows the poster for ‘Catfax’ which allows would be owners to get the history of their ‘new’ cat before they adopt. (AP Photo/Michigan Humane Society)

see also: Michigan Humane Society

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REDONKULUS!?!

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Your vacation pictures… become squirrelcation pictures. See links, below.
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Now YOU can add your very own ‘Redonk’ squirrel to any hosted photo!… ’cause I know you people have nothin’ better ta do: squirrelizer

Follow the instructions — scroll down ta get yer squirrelized picture.

see also: here’s the original, thisisphotpbomb, cuteoverload, redonk, redonkulusUrban Dictionarysquirrelizer

BTW. This was all popularized on Countdown: With Keith Olbermann, last week. If you watched that show, you’d be as cool as I am. Have fun, kids!

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Thanks to all the new visitors who commented on this blog entry, when Coast To Coast Am linked over to FrankenSteams’ Log.

As an amateur weather observer, one of the first things I do in the morning after I turning on the computer, is check the East Conus Water Vapor Loop and today, this is what I saw.Summer_from_Hell-ECWV

GOES Eastern US SECTOR Water Vapor un-retouched Image -- July 15th, 2009

Demons fiery breath roasts Texas -- Summer from Hell

Demon's fiery breath roasts Texas, in the "Summer from Hell," a phrase recently popularized by George Ure of urbansurvival.com fame.

updated:  July 26th, 2009

As if it were ripped straight from the front page of a supermarket tabloid, this morning’s satellite image shows what we’ve all been thinking:  namely, there must be some exceptional reason it’s so damn hot in Texas and now we know. Demons! The fiery-hot breath of flaming demons, stoke “The Summer from Hell, ” roasting Texans in their own juices.

Austin-Camp Mabry weather records go back to 1898 and show that no other 30 day period has been hotter than what we’ve just endured!  —Burton Fitzsimmons

Hottest 30 Days in Austin Weather History!

“THE 30 DAY PERIOD FROM JUNE 15 TO JULY 14 AND AGAIN JUNE 16 TO JULY 15 THIS YEAR IS SO FAR THE WARMEST 30 DAY PERIOD OF RECORD AT AUSTIN MABRY SINCE 1898 AND AT SAN ANTONIO SINCE 1885.” — National Weather Service

San Antonio residents encouraged to ‘rat-out‘ water wasters. Deep in the heart of Texas, cattle are not king.

see also:  State Drought MonitorGOES Eastern US SECTOR Water Vapor Image, Burton Fitzsimmons, National Weather ServiceUrban Survival, Summer From Hell, CoastToCoastAM, Internet meme, Pareidolia

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On July 8th, 1947, the Roswell newspaper published a Front Page Article – taken from the official press release written by Lt. Walter Haut of the RAAF 509th acting under orders of Col. William Blanchard – reading”RAAF Captures Flying Saucer On Ranch in Roswell Region”

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Following orders…Haut recanted the flying disk press release hours later, claiming…that it was just a weather balloon…

And, as they say –the rest is history.

see also:  Roswell UFO Incident

book: The Day after Roswell

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Montauk Monster?

Montauk Monster?

last updated:  June 2nd, 2010

…salvaged from the wreck of YAHOO 360.

Call it, ‘now, I’m really confused’ or ‘that fly on the hip thing’ –take your pick at the title ya like best! Taking another look at the original pictures, I notice a big fly (what we all here in Texas call a ‘horse fly’) on the rump of the beastie. Could be just the icing on the cake or the real thing, don’t know, (I’m conflicted, as usual) but the fly does add realism to the overall story. Still, if I was makin’ a movie prop beastie, adding ‘a fake fly to top it all of, seems reasonable.

Waiter! There's a fly on my monster.

Waiter! There

The saga of the so-called Montauk Monster appears to have taken another bizarre turn, this time toward Hollywood…movie production crew claiming…carcass.

And then there’s the little detail that all these stories are coming outta ‘Fixed News‘ –making’ it even more dubious.

Jenna Hewitt's photo of the corpse, revealed to the Internet on 29 July.

Jenna Hewitt

Montauk Monster goes all Hollywood

New eye-witness reports seem to corroborate the claim that the creature was in fact a ‘living thing’ once, perhaps a raccoon. Speculation was the ‘beastie’ was actually a model created by clever craftsmen, possibly in the hope it’s discovery would lead to the story going viral, for some feature film promotion.

Alas, the facts, as we see them on the ground are:

Looks as though it’s a (was a) dog or a raccoon!
A boy.
Ferrel.
Poor critter.
lots of  ‘eew,‘  gross photos of a carcass; that looks more domestic than exotic, a bloated dog, not the ‘Hound from Hell.’

Seen envivo.

It looked about the size of an average fox, gray in color, eyes like a mole, hairless and was breathing quite heavily,” he wrote, “needless to say we were freaked out by this discovery and fled the area quickly.

Theorised by some to be a raccoon

Theorised by some to be a raccoon

Eric Striffler, gets the scoop — watch out, Current TV.

Strange Creature Found In Panama. This Thing Is SCARY! Eric Striffler adds this update to his Youtube video.

This being said, Montauk, has been a birth place of many a mythic and mysterious monster. The survivors of the ‘Philadelphia Experiment,’ or so the story goes, re-grouped there, to carry out their experiments in the seclusion of the island. One need only do a GOOGLE search on Montauk to find just how weird a place it is. So, it should come as no surprise, strange things wash up on the beaches of Montauk, Long Island, from time to time.

The Montauk Project, was alleged to be a series of secret United States government projects, conducted at Camp Hero or Montauk Air Force Station on Montauk, Long Island, for the purpose of developing psychological warfare‘ techniques and exotic research including time travel. People had their psychic abilities enhanced… they could materialize objects out of thin air… An alien, supposedly designed a chair, [in]which an individual could sit to boost his mental and precipatory powers.

What could be more fabulously outrageous than the idea that your tax dollars have subsidized the demented experiments of an evil cabal of Navy brass, CIA shrinks, fugitive Nazis and Reptoid ETs? What could be more fantastic; than viewing them, pow-wow together, for a little high-tech, tantric voodoo?

the Montauk mind control chair

the Montauk mind control chair

How very spicy, that this panoply of government geeks and their alien pals, fired up inter-dimensional vortexes by means of a buff, naked dude who was ‘jacked‘ into a psychotronic chair — while sporting a raging boner!

Whatever it was, where ever it came from, however you project your beliefs about the structure of the universe, seeing isn’t always believing, and believing what you see, isn’t always the way to know what’s behind the darkened ‘vale of reality.’

pictured above:  Montauk mind control chair, photo collage by Earl Saathoff   (newsday.com) A photo of the “Montauk Monster”  (Photo by Christina Pampalone)

see also:  Monkauk Monster–WIKIAnother Montauk Monster Washes Ashore,  Montauk Monster Mystery,  Montauk Monster Goes HollywoodMontauk Sea CreatureMontauk Project, The Montauk ProjectThe Montauk Monster – Hell Visits The Hamptons,  Montauk Chair — Things Got Legs, Al BielekEric Striffler

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updated: January 4th, 2011

Let’s do a little back-tracking shall we, and try and pick up where we left off in the closing days of aught 8, and the start of 2009.

Interesting parallel

George Ure, over at urbansurvival.com has posted an interesting chart that graphs out the DOW from 2000 to date and compares it with the same chart from 1929 through 1940.  It’s a nearly perfect replay!

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Second Depression Tracker chart complements: UrbanSurvival.com

see also:  2009

~~ NEWS FLASH: OBAMA NATURAL BORN CITIZEN ~~

One more time for those of you who might have missed it. I give you: Obama’s birth certificate.

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President Obama's birth certificate as observed by FactCheck.org representatives.

President Obama's birth certificate as observed by FactCheck.org representatives.

Barack Obama (born 1961), 44th president of the United States, was born in Honolulu, Hawaii to a U.S. citizen mother and a British subject father from the Kenya Colony of the United Kingdom.

Barack Hussein Obama II was born in Honolulu, Oahu. Not in Kenya! Barack Obama, the Kenyan –that was his dad. Get over it.

Individuals who insist on believing B.H.O. II, is not a natural born citizen, after all the evidence supporting the facts of his origin –then they are feeble minded, tinfoil hat, conspiracy nuts. And another thing, Mr. Chic Young –they are (also) racists!

McCain, not natural born?

John McCain (born 1936), who ran for the Republican party nomination in 2000 and was the Republican nominee in 2008, was born of two U.S. citizen parents at the Submarine Base Hospital of the Coco Solo Naval Air Station in the Panama Canal Zone.[32] The former unincorporated territory Panama Canal Zone and its military facilities were not regarded as United States territory.

Good thing Senator McCain didn’t win the 2008 Presidential Election, he was born in the Panama Canal Zone. — not a state in the Union. Not a protectorate, like Puerto Rico or American Samoa, an independent nation, the point being, the US Constitution says…

The United States Constitution requires that Presidents (and Vice Presidents) of the United States be natural born citizens of the United States.

see also: Obama Birth Certificate, GOP headache: The birther issue, Native SonWas Obama’s “Certificate of Birth” manufactured?, Obama’s Birth certificate: Hawaii Governor Abercrombie’s Birther mission

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